Verse One I was born with a in my, Yeah fucked in the head My
Conestee step father said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said, We're going out back, I want my sucked in the shed Can't we just play with Ruxpin instead? After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest The next day my mother said, I don't know what the fuck's up with this The bastard won't even eat nothin' he's fed He just himself in the bedroom he's dead don't let that fucker get you upset, Go in there stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's faking it, I'll bet you I bet he just wants to how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course unless you Ah go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head Chorus If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane! You could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane! Verse 2 (You get it?)Naw, fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played pong Then he played pong with his own ding That mother fucker's got nuts like Kong Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything except his tank top and his training bra Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac that's shady dog, that mother fucker's gangsta, ain't he dog? Shady, dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you be waitin' for? Sing along her panties to send to I kinda like it. Speaking of underwear, I got to my new little girlfriend in her bra yesterday I did not recipocate the exposure but I must say "I sure did enjoy the view". I think she is flirting with me, I mean girls change and try on clothes around eachother on a normal basis, but why would someone take their shirt off to try on a vest???
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